CVS/Pharmacy 8-5 (10-25-06) Many Things Happened

So just like the title says, Many things happened today.

First off. I found out that I kick at night... And that the top of my lamp is made of glass. Well... It was made of glass. It still works :)

Next thing on the list is a good one. This guy walked into the store and went straight to the register that I was at. He then placed a box on the counter and said he wanted a refund. So of course it is my job to scan the item and crap. I pick it up and what do I read? Enzyte. LOL If you watch Comedy Central then you know what I'm talking about.

I tried not to laugh. I asked him if he has the receipt. He told me, "No, my girlfriend bought this for me." I wanted to ask him if he just wasn't good in bed because well... His girl bought Enzyte for him. XD But I didn't due to not wanting to get into trouble.

I did the refund, had my laugh for the day.

The last thing that was interesting enough for me to post up here is a conversation I had with a coworker. Well... She was looking at a magazine. She flipped to this one page that had the words "Sex Advice" in big letters and said she found what she was looking for.

Me being curious I ask, "Why do you need sex advice?" She then said something like um.. Don't you need it? I responded all cool and told her that I don't need any cause I'm a pro :P

The conversation went from that to just being really weird, because I was being asked about positions and I accidently blurted out how long I could go for :D

After I mentioned that she made a face like O.O because I guess she was surprised somebody like me, who always seems to be tired, can be like that.
Anyways... This is a good way to end this post >.> <.<

CVS/Pharmacy 8-5 (10-24-06) Weird & Good

Weirdly... Nothing at all happened at work today. Besides throwing a pen in the air and catching it behind my back... Pretty much nothing.

Some good news not concerning work: My fiance will be moving in with me this Sunday.

Then hopefully, if she is here, I can take her to this Halloween festival thingy which will be happening right next to my house.

CVS/Pharmacy 9-6 (10-23-06) A Stupid Return

This time... A young girl comes up to my counter and tells me that she wants to return... Her soda. It seems that she spilled it all over the place (she looked like she pissed herself, pants were wet), but honestly I don't give a shit.

I had nothing to do so I just said okay and told her that we would just be exchanging the item... Everybody that worked there basically started cracking jokes on her.

Well.. Short story... Shorter... She left with a new soda. Hopefully she doesn't spill it again. LOL

CVS/Pharmacy 11-8 (10-22-06) A Gross Return

So I'm standing around, staring at the counter when all of a sudden... This lady comes up to me. She tells me that she would like to exchange an item.

I ask her for the receipt. She had it. I asked her for the item. It was a pregnancy test.
This is a weird item for somebody to return because well... I asked her what was wrong with this um... Item.

Told me that it wasn't working right... First thing that came in my head was: It said you were pregnant? Said you weren't pregnant? You're not happy with either choice you got?

She told me that the bars didn't show up... I slowly looked at her and asked, "Is the item in the box?.. She says, "Yes." I start to make a nasty face.. Like.. I'm not touching that.

I did the exchange. She left.

I threw the "item" on the floor... And kicked it to the trash can.. Just left it laying next to it.. End of story.. Not touching it... LOL