CVS/Pharmacy 11-8 (10-22-06) A Gross Return

So I'm standing around, staring at the counter when all of a sudden... This lady comes up to me. She tells me that she would like to exchange an item.

I ask her for the receipt. She had it. I asked her for the item. It was a pregnancy test.
This is a weird item for somebody to return because well... I asked her what was wrong with this um... Item.

Told me that it wasn't working right... First thing that came in my head was: It said you were pregnant? Said you weren't pregnant? You're not happy with either choice you got?

She told me that the bars didn't show up... I slowly looked at her and asked, "Is the item in the box?.. She says, "Yes." I start to make a nasty face.. Like.. I'm not touching that.

I did the exchange. She left.

I threw the "item" on the floor... And kicked it to the trash can.. Just left it laying next to it.. End of story.. Not touching it... LOL