CVS/Pharmacy 9-6 (10-18-06) Stupid Bitch

So today I'm in a mood that... I just don't want to be near people. I am not a people person. I don't think I ever will be. End of story? No.

I kept trying to sneak away from the cash register so that I could go do stocking, but no. I, only me, was somehow sworn to work on the gay register. Its boring and all, but it does beat working since most of the time you'll just be standing around.

That is how my day was going, until this fat stupid old bitch comes up to the counter.

Oh yeah, before I continue... If you have some sort of obesity I am not talking about you. Now if you are an old lady with the skin just flapping everywhere... Then I'm sorry because that sucks for you.

Now I shall continue. So this old floppy bitch comes up to my register and places about 12 bags of candy. She says something like, "Looks like I'm going to have a Halloween party." Then she did that fat person laugh. You know what I'm talking about.

I started laughing too, but not for that lame joke. I thought in my head, "A party for one :D."

So I rung up all her food for the winter and was about to tell her the total she has to pay when she comes out with, "What is this right here?"

It was a something called "Mint... Mouth... Thing" I don't know...
I couldn't find the product in her bags... The store bags... Not hers...

So I told her that I would restart all this and ring her up again. That sounds gross.
I push Void Sale. OH! What is this? I have to have the manager come up and scan his card. No big deal, called him up and he did what he had to do.

I told the old hag that I would scan each item one by one so that I can find out which one it is. I also asked her if she still wants all of the candies. Her fatass says yes.

I finally found the evil item which said was mint. It wasn't... It was coffee candy crap. She then tells me that she doesn't want it no more, because it costs too much. (The actual price for the candy was more, she was getting this cheaper.. WTF)

I respond as a nice person and say, "Ok, let me void this."
I push Void Item, says I need the manager... Again. *twich* Manager comes up, does it again.

I tell the lady while being frustrated that I will verify the price first. Her job is to tell me yes or no if she wants the item. She says she will do that.

After a couple yes and no. We get to a part where she tells me yes she does want this item. Oh, did I say in the beginning that she got two of everything? No? Well she did.

She tells me this item is Buy One Get One Free. I stare at her... a long evil stare... I push Total to have that thing come up. It doesn't so she starts to roar at me. Fat old ladies and their candy?

I pushed some buttons to do things and I pretended to push some other buttons to just pass time.

The order of this item showed up something like this:
Stupid Bitch's Food 2.99
Stupid Bitch's Food 2.99
Stupid Bitch's Food 2.99- void
Stupid Bitch's Food 0.00

If any of you can read this. It means that she is only paying for 1 item of the Stupid Bitch's Food. After all this work just so that she can have another bag to get plumped... She tells me she doesn't want it no more.

I void the Stupid Bitch's Food for 2.99 and OMFG... I need the manager again. I call him up and he does what he needs to do.

Her total was about $15.00
She was going through her wallet and I saw $10's, I saw $5's, but this bitch gives me a $100. All we had were $10's. She wasted my time so I'm going to waste her time. I gave her each bill one by one. To make her the center of attention... There was a line behind her. MAWAHAHAHAHA!!!!