CVS/Pharmacy 9-3 (10-19-06) Warm Soda

Today was a bet weird. Before you continue reading, by reading this paragraph you swear that you won't be talking to me and/or anyone at all about what you have read in this post.
By reading you will abide a verbal agreement. Thank you.


So today was a bet weird because I woke up naked. Super naked. :P Me being in a cold garage didn't want to get dressed or go outside to take my morning piss. I decide to be smart and grab a soda can. I said smart... Toss out that word and call me a dumbass. I was barely getting any piss in the can. What was happening was that it was hitting the top of it and splashing everywhere.

It was about ten minutes before work so I just rushed out after cleaning up the wet spot and getting dressed.

After a while at work I had to take a piss. I head to the back to do that, but it turns out another co-worker was in the bathroom taking a crap. I wait, wait, and wait. After about ten minutes I go in there, having to hold my breath. Turns out I was being gassed by chocolate logs.

I get home a bit after head to my room and take a nap. After I got a cellphone and called my fiance. We talked and talked while I was cleaning. My family recycles cans so I was drinking the rest of the soda in the cans.

I had about four cans of soda on my counter. I drank three of them and it is normal room temperature soda. I pick up the fourth one and pour some in my mouth. It did not taste like the last three, thinking real quickly and realize what I just done. Yes, think dirty. Don't talk to me about this.

I spit it out everywhere while I talked to my baby and dry hurled.
I will never in my life take a piss in a soda can again.

CVS/Pharmacy 9-6 (10-18-06) Stupid Bitch

So today I'm in a mood that... I just don't want to be near people. I am not a people person. I don't think I ever will be. End of story? No.

I kept trying to sneak away from the cash register so that I could go do stocking, but no. I, only me, was somehow sworn to work on the gay register. Its boring and all, but it does beat working since most of the time you'll just be standing around.

That is how my day was going, until this fat stupid old bitch comes up to the counter.

Oh yeah, before I continue... If you have some sort of obesity I am not talking about you. Now if you are an old lady with the skin just flapping everywhere... Then I'm sorry because that sucks for you.

Now I shall continue. So this old floppy bitch comes up to my register and places about 12 bags of candy. She says something like, "Looks like I'm going to have a Halloween party." Then she did that fat person laugh. You know what I'm talking about.

I started laughing too, but not for that lame joke. I thought in my head, "A party for one :D."

So I rung up all her food for the winter and was about to tell her the total she has to pay when she comes out with, "What is this right here?"

It was a something called "Mint... Mouth... Thing" I don't know...
I couldn't find the product in her bags... The store bags... Not hers...

So I told her that I would restart all this and ring her up again. That sounds gross.
I push Void Sale. OH! What is this? I have to have the manager come up and scan his card. No big deal, called him up and he did what he had to do.

I told the old hag that I would scan each item one by one so that I can find out which one it is. I also asked her if she still wants all of the candies. Her fatass says yes.

I finally found the evil item which said was mint. It wasn't... It was coffee candy crap. She then tells me that she doesn't want it no more, because it costs too much. (The actual price for the candy was more, she was getting this cheaper.. WTF)

I respond as a nice person and say, "Ok, let me void this."
I push Void Item, says I need the manager... Again. *twich* Manager comes up, does it again.

I tell the lady while being frustrated that I will verify the price first. Her job is to tell me yes or no if she wants the item. She says she will do that.

After a couple yes and no. We get to a part where she tells me yes she does want this item. Oh, did I say in the beginning that she got two of everything? No? Well she did.

She tells me this item is Buy One Get One Free. I stare at her... a long evil stare... I push Total to have that thing come up. It doesn't so she starts to roar at me. Fat old ladies and their candy?

I pushed some buttons to do things and I pretended to push some other buttons to just pass time.

The order of this item showed up something like this:
Stupid Bitch's Food 2.99
Stupid Bitch's Food 2.99
Stupid Bitch's Food 2.99- void
Stupid Bitch's Food 0.00

If any of you can read this. It means that she is only paying for 1 item of the Stupid Bitch's Food. After all this work just so that she can have another bag to get plumped... She tells me she doesn't want it no more.

I void the Stupid Bitch's Food for 2.99 and OMFG... I need the manager again. I call him up and he does what he needs to do.

Her total was about $15.00
She was going through her wallet and I saw $10's, I saw $5's, but this bitch gives me a $100. All we had were $10's. She wasted my time so I'm going to waste her time. I gave her each bill one by one. To make her the center of attention... There was a line behind her. MAWAHAHAHAHA!!!!

CVS/Pharmacy 9-6 (10-17-06) FFXI

Nothing much really happened today. Except that for lunch I decided to come home and try to get 500 experince on my theif because I've been soloing.

I got home and made some burritos. Then I made a quick dash to my Playstation 2 and started up Final Fantasy 11. I logged in at the zone of Konschtat Highlands and decided to solo off of Mist Lizards.

I made about 100 expierince for the first ten minutes, but after that I had been poisoned with about 30 health points left. I watch it tick, one by one. I knew I was going to die, but to just watch yourself like this? It was like I had cancer knowing I was gonna die.

After watching my health go down I finally died. Losing the experince I had gained.

That was a craptistic lunch.

CVS/Pharmacy 9-6 (10-16-06) Butt Pills

So today is my 2nd day at work. Pretty chill job and all.. Very laid back.

I'm working at the cash register and an old man comes up to me. He then asked me where the sopositories are... I not remember what this word meant, I asked the dude that was training me, who was about 10 feet away out loud: "Hey, where at the sopositories at?"

So I'm guessing he didn't know what they were since he asked the manager, who was about 20 feet away, the same question.

The manager took the old guy to the location of the sopositories while I stood there wondering WTF those are.

I finally remembered, if nobody knows what they are, that they are a type of medicine that you put up your butt.

CVS/Pharmacy 8-5 First day (10-15-06)

So today is my first day of work. Very slow day for me since I have no clue what I should be doing. Turns out that I was put on the register all day.

Only Funny thing that happened on that day was that I was next to a girl who was having a hard time opening something. I did say I was next to her... right? Good :)

The person that was training me was futher away and she asked him to help her open the item because she needed a MAN to help her.

Remember I said that I was right next to her? Yup, thats right. I wasn't considered a man that day. T.T

Introduction

This is just my introduction to my blog.

I would like to welcome everybody to this. I will keep it updated as much as I can.



There will be funny and depressing moments.

This is my first actual job (Pay +tax). So I want to keep in record of what happens.

I will actually start telling my blogs from the first day I had work.