No More Blogging

I probably have no more readers by now. I mean.. its been almost a full year since I posted something new.

I just wanted to say thanks for reading my blog. I really enjoyed reading your comments when they would appear from time to time. Thank you very much for putting your time aside for me so you could enjoy my blog too :)

If you enjoyed this stuff then you should check out my new blog:

http://chugoneshwa.blogspot.com/

I am trying to updated daily.

What I Decided

For me to be able to play Final Fantasy 11, work a 40 hour shift, spend time with my girl and still be able to write this blog... is sometimes impossible for me to do.

This blog is too hard to be updated every single day and have "everybody" *cough* Chinis *cough* be expecting me to have an update every day.

I decided that since I have more time and I actually do more interesting things on my days off. Plus since I do different things basically on my days off.

Plus it will only be two times a week. (Two new blogs each week) That I will be able to stay updated and still be able to do what I want in life.

So Instead of this being about my first job. I will now right about the days I have off. I will keep the days I have worked already and written about for new people and older readers for future readings.

Monday is my day off. So we will see what happens.

Taking a break

I will be taking break from blog for about a week.

Good luck with your life and hopefully good luck with me.

CVS/Pharmacy 8-5 (11-8-06) Funny I.D.

O.K. You know how on State I.D.'s you have those random letters and numbers?

I had to check this lady's I.D. Her first three things were "P00"

P zero zero

LMAO

CVS/Pharmacy 8-5 (11-2-06) Stuff Up a Hot Butt

Remember the sopositories and the old man?

Well... I was stocking the candy when some old guy came up to me. Different old man, but wow. Was I surprised.

The first thing to come out of his month was, "Do you have anything that I can stick up my butt?" He said it with a serious face. So I wasn't sure if he was joking or not.

I was shocked to hear this so I said, "Umm... like what stuff are you talking about?"

He told me he needed something cold because his butt was all hot on the inside.

I pointed him into a random direction and walked off... confused.

CVS/Pharmacy 1-10 (11-3-06) Meds: A Need in Life

Pretty much nothing happened. Just me and two girls were closing. Their "names" are: Sam and Zip. Sam works in photo and Zip is the assigned manger... 15 minutes before the store closed a phone call came in. I picked it up.

I said, "Hello, this is CVS. How can I help you?" He then asked me right away if this is a 24-hour store. "No" I tell him, "This store will become 24-hours on the 24th of this month."

He then said some random crap but I comprehended it like this, "The auto-matic teller asked me if I wanted a 24-hour store. I picked that and it gave me this number."

I then explained to him again that this store won't be 24-hours until the 24th. He asked me where there would be a 24-hour CVS.

Not knowing what to do I did the next best thing. I asked him a 24-hour store of CVS or just one in general. He didn't answer so I told him, "There isn't a 24-hour store of CVS in ******* County from what I know of, but Ralphs is just a couple minutes away is."

I guess that somehow made him mad so he wanted to talk to my manager. I told Zip that he wanted to talk to a manager. She told me to put him on hold. I should have told him, "Sir a manager will be with you in a second. Can you hold please?" But I just put him on hold without a word.

She picked up the phone and said, "Hello, this is Zip. How can I help you?" No clue what was said between that and when he hung up, but she called the store manager right away. I guess the dude was on his way to the store.

The guy showed up angry and was saying we were trying to trick him to not come to the store by saying that it was closing.

Yes, we did say the store was closing, but that was because it was 15 minutes till Ten. We close at Ten.

Zip had the store manager on the phone and asked the guy if he wanted to talk to him. He said yes and they started to discuss who knows what.

After he finished talking to the store manager he basically gave us a lecture that only lasted about three minutes. A total of two minutes talking and one minute of giving us stares. I got the longest stare of all.

Honestly, the way this guy was acting. I took off anything that belonged to me that was either expensive or breakable. I was getting ready to fight if I had to.

Nothing happened. The guy left. After he did, the store manager called back and Sam picked up the phone. She started to cry and handed the phone to Zip. I went over to her and held her because she was scared to death. The way this guy was acting she thought he was going to pull out a gun or something like that.

Zip finished up the phone called and we got our stuff. Closed up the store. Zip left in her car while I waited with Sam until her ride came.

Its crazy because this very same day... I asked the store manager if I can work on the grave-yard shift when it starts.

CVS/Pharmacy 1-10 (11-2-06) Another Random Day

Today will be a post of stuff I've learned over the past few years that I did today.

To people that talk shit on others. Please make sure your zipper is closed before doing so because it makes you look retarded when doing so and makes me laugh.

To people that go to stores and use carts then push them hella far in the park lot. Stop because I hate you. It isn't that much fun to push a cart back to the store. Well.. It is fun when there is only one and I can ride it. :P

If you have a friend that gets scared very easily. Scare them a lot because in the end. It would seem like you have helped them because they don't get scared easy anymore.

Everything can get you addicted. From playing Final Fantasy to drinking Monster Energy Drinks.

CVS/Pharmacy 8-5 (11-2-06) Cat or Bear?

Today was a nice day until this little old lady came into the store... Actually she made my day even better.

Three of my associates saw this lady change the price on a plant... Why they didn't confront her about it and came to give me the heads up... I will never know why.

So the little old lady comes up to my register and starts trying to make nice conversation. The plant she was trying to get had an animal next to the side of the plant container. She asked me what kind of animal it was... It was a fucking cat.

She kept saying she thinks it isn't a cat... So I had to point out the main features of one. She came out with, "Oh, I thought it was a bear."

Me, still being nice, ask her if she still wants the item since it isn't a bear. She tells me yes that it is ok still.

Now for everybody that has ever worked in a store should know that when there is a price change on an item that has a sticker on it. Another sticker with the new price is placed it on. Yes? If you disagree... Just nod and smile.

I look for the price on the item and it turns out... It is on the bottom of the plant. I flip it on the side expecting to see just another sticker on the normal price tag. That is what I found... But this one was hanging on for dear life.

I explained to the lady that I can't scan this item so I will need to go check the prices on the other plants. I actually don't... What I do is watch her from far away and just waste my time.

After waiting for not even a minute... I watched this lady run or power walk out of the store.

P.S. I finished the cigs today :P

CVS/Pharmacy 8-5 (11-1-06) Price Check Please

So if nobody knows about Savons... They were bought over by CVS. Not sure if I mentioned that before... but now I have.

We've been done with the remodeling for about two weeks. At the front of the store is a price check machine that the customers can use so if there was a case that we had long lines they can just go and check the price themselves.

This was one of those days we had a stupid customer. My fault... This whole blog is about stupid customers >.<

We had a long line which meant: Do the stuff fast and get them out of there. This old lady... she comes up to me and asks me to do a price check on an item. I see no problem in that so I do it. I tell her the price and expect her to just leave.

She comes out with, "Can you check these other items?" I peek over the counter to see a cart full of stuff and I do my sigh motion.

I slapped her across the face and called her a bitch right on impact to make the sudden scene very drastic. LoL... Actually I just asked her to go the price check thingy and to do it herself.

The price check machine. It is a machine that is s'posed to make the customer's life easier. When you walk into the store you can see it sticking out of the asile with a sign hanging from the ceiling saying, "Price Check Verify." with an arrow pointing down.

When I asked her to go do it herself... I guess I shocked her with my "customer service" because she asked me where it was. I politely told her the location of this odd mysteries machine to her.

"You must go into the cave of no return!!!"

She still didn't get what the fuck I was talking about so I just ignored her... Just like that :P
Thinking I was retarded or something... she left.

CVS/Pharmacy 8-5 (10-31-06) Diapers $12.99

So today... Something actually happened...

In the CVS ad it says that we are selling diapers... For $12.99 Should I know this already? Yes. Did I? No. Do I care? Fuck no. XD

So I'm once again... Working at the register. When will I do something else? Who knows.
Anyways... A mother, grandmother or a friend.. No clue, and her baby who seems to be at least age four or five, are at my register.

She bought a whole much of "normal" diapers. Ones that weren't on sale. Then she also bought one diaper bag that was on sale.

Normal Diapers $16.99
Normal Diapers $16.99
Special Diapers $12.99 sale
Normal Diapers $16.99

As you can see. An example of how the receipt looked. When there is an item on sale it will say it is on sale and will show the sale price.

So this bitch comes out with, "Those diapers are on sale. In the ad it says they are $12.99" Fuck.. did I stare at her like she was retarded.

She kepted insisting that I look at the ad and change the price to $12.99 Fuck.. some people are just retarded. I even showed her the screen I have to work on... showed her that it is for $12.99

You know how some people try to whisper... but they actually are just talking loud... just shows that they are actually retarded.

Lady: *whisper* "After we buy this stuff... lets go check the price to make sure it IS $12.99" *whisper*

Such a bitch... ya know.

Anyways... As you know this is Halloween night. Yes I did dress up and here is a picture of me and my girl :)

CVS/Pharmacy 11-8 (10-29-06) Brought Back Together

Another day the same :(
Cigs still aren't done... LOL again...

Good news!! My fiance is living with me now :)

CVS/Pharmacy 1-10 (10-28-06) The Cigs Begin

So pretty much nothing happened today. We got a whole stock of cigs in... which were s'posed to be done on that very day. Just I never got around to it... LOL

CVS/Pharmacy 8-5 (10-25-06) Many Things Happened

So just like the title says, Many things happened today.

First off. I found out that I kick at night... And that the top of my lamp is made of glass. Well... It was made of glass. It still works :)

Next thing on the list is a good one. This guy walked into the store and went straight to the register that I was at. He then placed a box on the counter and said he wanted a refund. So of course it is my job to scan the item and crap. I pick it up and what do I read? Enzyte. LOL If you watch Comedy Central then you know what I'm talking about.

I tried not to laugh. I asked him if he has the receipt. He told me, "No, my girlfriend bought this for me." I wanted to ask him if he just wasn't good in bed because well... His girl bought Enzyte for him. XD But I didn't due to not wanting to get into trouble.

I did the refund, had my laugh for the day.

The last thing that was interesting enough for me to post up here is a conversation I had with a coworker. Well... She was looking at a magazine. She flipped to this one page that had the words "Sex Advice" in big letters and said she found what she was looking for.

Me being curious I ask, "Why do you need sex advice?" She then said something like um.. Don't you need it? I responded all cool and told her that I don't need any cause I'm a pro :P

The conversation went from that to just being really weird, because I was being asked about positions and I accidently blurted out how long I could go for :D

After I mentioned that she made a face like O.O because I guess she was surprised somebody like me, who always seems to be tired, can be like that.
Anyways... This is a good way to end this post >.> <.<