CVS/Pharmacy 9-3 (10-19-06) Warm Soda

Today was a bet weird. Before you continue reading, by reading this paragraph you swear that you won't be talking to me and/or anyone at all about what you have read in this post.
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So today was a bet weird because I woke up naked. Super naked. :P Me being in a cold garage didn't want to get dressed or go outside to take my morning piss. I decide to be smart and grab a soda can. I said smart... Toss out that word and call me a dumbass. I was barely getting any piss in the can. What was happening was that it was hitting the top of it and splashing everywhere.

It was about ten minutes before work so I just rushed out after cleaning up the wet spot and getting dressed.

After a while at work I had to take a piss. I head to the back to do that, but it turns out another co-worker was in the bathroom taking a crap. I wait, wait, and wait. After about ten minutes I go in there, having to hold my breath. Turns out I was being gassed by chocolate logs.

I get home a bit after head to my room and take a nap. After I got a cellphone and called my fiance. We talked and talked while I was cleaning. My family recycles cans so I was drinking the rest of the soda in the cans.

I had about four cans of soda on my counter. I drank three of them and it is normal room temperature soda. I pick up the fourth one and pour some in my mouth. It did not taste like the last three, thinking real quickly and realize what I just done. Yes, think dirty. Don't talk to me about this.

I spit it out everywhere while I talked to my baby and dry hurled.
I will never in my life take a piss in a soda can again.